Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Dreamer

A friend of mine wrote this earlier this week, hopefully he won't mind me posting it to my blog. :D

The Dreamer

He had finally done it. He had finally achieved lucidity in a dream.



He laughed. After a thousand attempts, wasted money on pills and incense, and so many dream journals, he had finally done it.

In his dream, he was sitting in his bed. A large, black creature sat in the corner, with small, sharp claws and beady, menacing eyes. He'd frequently had this nightmare, but he'd never been able to figure out that he was dreaming before the creature had got him.

Now, how to control a dream?

He focused on the black blob and willed it to disappear. It didn't. He thought of it turning into a dragon for him to ride. It didn't.

He hadn't thought ahead this far; he had expected it to be easy to do whatever he wanted after entering a lucid dream.

So, he simply pointed a finger at it and said, "Get out."

"I don't appreciate you telling me what to do," it hissed. "I've been here every night. Usually, when you wake up, you see me and faint. Tell me, why is tonight any different?"

He fainted.



I found this quite amusing, hope that you did too.

32 comments:

  1. Deep, tie to take a bath and contemplate life.

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  2. I WANNA LUCID DREAM. it seems like it would be like the best psychedelic experience

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  3. :o tell your friend i love it.. would be amazing if someone draw an illustration next to it...

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  4. lucid dreaming is awesome :) only done a few times but when i do remember my dreams, i can go back the next night and finish them, like one big movie, its pretty sweet, only happens once in a while tho

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  5. Lol, you need to deeper in your dreams

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  6. I'm a dreamer <3

    Here, have some love <3

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  7. Hahaha cool.

    I used to lucid dream without even trying when I was young, but now it just don't happen again.

    Anyway, it isn't that great. About the same as a regular dream I think.

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  8. nice cp. CREEPY PASTA NOT CHILD PORN

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  9. i kinda saw that coming... still a good story

    whenever i'm able to induce lucid dreaming, i start raeping the first chick i see. is this bad?

    no troll

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  10. I'm glad to see you're beating inertia today.

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  11. Awesome post, It really spoke to me.

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  12. Hahaahah, thats pretty good. Sort of a dark joke.

    Keep up the good work!

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  13. your posts keep getting better and better!

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  14. Wow. That was amusing. Is it just a story or did it happen to him >_>

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  15. i wish I can do that too bad i cant tried so many times

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  16. i've accomplished lucid dreaming once! must try again

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  17. write more about lucid dreaming, its a good topic

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